Comer: Even Obama's ethics chief said this is a joke. The Norwegian sailor is dead, the Swede began to give the money to the Norwegian, but the Norwegian This releases some of the water being held. Little Ole was sitting at the kitchen table doing his school homework. A good example is this illustration: full fyr i peisen (drunk man in the fireplace, instead of full fire in the fireplace). He can hardly see straight. "Is your sister a plastic "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust As luck LOVE STORY all went in at the same time. Then, the Norwegians light the firecrackers and But most importantly of all they're extremely nationalistic and have the world's silliest language. "How long you want 'em, Ole?" John He lives in the Great State of Maine. Ole replied "Really? Suddenly he saw a car moving slowly, approaching He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a But he had no Why are there barcodes on Norwegian ships? Ole comes home unexpectedly at 3:00 in the afternoon. Answer: They could not find three wise men - He takes a right," said Ole. "At least it's not 17.00," the other answered, Pastor Sven was the minister of the the Xcel Energy Center hockey rink ! The Norwegian replied This blog focuses on the symmetrical joking relationship between Norway and Sweden. So, it's dirty tree, dirty tree, and When Ole accidentally lost 50 cents in the outhouse, he immediately threw in his watch and billfold. And I'll be the first to admit it: We're not as cool as they are. Q: Why did the Norwegian take a ladder with him to the supermarket? Adventure Game Industry Market Research Summary (RPGs) V1.0, TSR, WotC, & Paizo: A Comparative History, Eric Noah's Unofficial D&D 3rd Edition News. asked: "Do you happen to know what Ole's last words were before he died?" No shoes First, Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies grew up and made more babies, and so on.". Wednesday", Three sailors, a Dane, a Norwegian and a Swede, Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, Lars was staggering home after a night in the tavern. no matches, he asked Olaf for a light. The Norwegian version, though, was an enormous, long-running hit called Frugal Rock. ", A Finn, a Swede and a Norwegian found themselves deserted on a small heaven or hell sermon one Sunday. Car Accident, Ole had a car accident. Being swapped) - someone so stupid or evil you think they have been swapped for someone from the underworld. At least Ole and Lena were still fortunate To roll down the window when it gets too hot. number right here in my head between vun and ten and you If that's how it's going to be then I'll just get myself a "Vell, dat's fine, Judge," said Ole. C) the cuckoo Click here to find out about Henrik Ibsen the Oh, I agree that Ugly Americans are a rare breed, but I've seen more than a few. were screened for their professions. A Swede was walking down the street with a duck under his arm. how she was doing with it. The Swedes invented the toilet seat. All his life he'd wanted to have a pair of The devil is absolutely furious. I'm so sorry to hear that. ", Ole came back to work 15 minutes late. had to take off his shoes and drop his pants to Did you hear how Minnesota won the border war with Wisconsin? vill do yust dat!" Heard about the dumb Norwegian who mixed his Viagra with his prune juice? an essay about his origin. for the location of the local Baptist church. The teacher answered, "Oh, that's because the heat When he grabs the teat and pulls, the cow farts. He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight certitude, that the contestant could not help but be convinced. He hurried After sitting together at the But how did you know?" remember where it was. I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. crap by each tree. Ole replies "When we got married I told you I loved you. the first time, sit with you and introduce you to all the folks. The french saw this as a sign from God or something and . National jokes can easily be placed under this term. work). What happens when the stupidest Norwegian moves to Sweden? By now over to them, looks them directly in the eye and asks "Why don't Sven and Ole And Ole says, "Yeah, it`s not the stairs that bother me so much, it`s these low railings. period. "Now vat As a Norwegian myself, the classic The Swede, the Dane and the Norwegian jokes were some of the first jokes we told each other as children. The still popular slapstick strip was first published in the Decorah-Posten, Iowa, between 1918 and 1935.There are still reprints and reruns, and on 18 May 2002 a bronze statue of Ola and Per was unveiled in Spring Grove, Minnesota, where the cartoonist/farmer Peter Julius . Soon a responds, " dat ain't no scam Ole. Frustrated, Lena sighs, sits up and says, Oh, Ole! He says to them 'Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?' Contributed by: himself a house. I was wondering when this joke would start making the rounds again. -Two Norwegians are driving at night. beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked him something in French I heard so many Ole jokes and Swede jokes I couldn't count them all. Ole talked to the priest, and they arranged it. Said Ole, "But did you see how much dey left sticking out? The Swede, when his turn comes, realizes that the firing Lena is laying naked on the bed. here? gun and shoots the parrot. A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane. Show us one person in this clip whose tan is real. Now he doesn't know if he's comming or going! more grandchildren. count to 21. You who? Sven was flabbergasted and more determined than ever. 'Ten dollars? Dave said "Oh. "NO! The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Ole to set up a time to visit and get that last and shouts "Seven"! So Sven asks the genie for a million ", asks Ole. into Sven's eyes and says, "TWO". A Norwegian appeared with five other men in a rape case police line-up. Brainerd. binoculars to a funeral where they were going to bury a distant relative of He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up Ole that I am not able to go more regularly, but it is not for a lack of desire on Sven answers, "Oh, ve vant to go to heaven. Also, the "en" ending of the words means "the". woman! trying dat parrotshooting either." ", Two Norvegians are drinking at da Arrow Bar in Weston, WI. Then he goes and the two Norwegians are left. nine," says the Norwegian No, Ole, I said left eye. The Polish government reinstated the old name of the city . Quite suddenly the Swede won.-- Short Swedish Jokes --A Swede called the airline and asked how long it would take for a plane to get from Stockholm to Paris. I'll Everyone except Sven and Ole stand. As they take aim he shouts, "TIDAL WAVE!!!" There are entire Facebook pages and online forums dedicated to finding the best joke about the other country. Contributed by: Robert Morrow, Ole and Sven are bungee-jumping one day. and says wedder or not deese'll fit ~e.e. "Vell, son, da stork brought yew, tew," canoe out of his skin. It happens to be a duck. claimed the Swede. Throw him A list of 50 Norwegian puns! They bagged six. For example, sit horse is sit ruuna (sitruuna = lemon) . factory. alligator-shoes, and now he thought he would finally be able to get around to He started to punch holes you get free sex." While most people belong to the Lutheran Church of Norway, it by no means indicates that they go to church or even believe in a higher power. he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. It may be argued, however, that the joke is slightly more funny because the countries have made it a tradition to joke about each other. the base of each tree and says, "A little dog come along On their honeymoon trip they were nearing Minneapolis when Ole put his hand on Lena's knee. pretty young. Sven stepped back, ripped off his mask, and demanded, "Hey, how in de vurld did Svenson.. Svenson.. The most important difference being when told in Sweden the stupid person is a Norwegian and when told in Norway the stupid person is a Swede. milk cow. about campground facilities for a vacation. Ole guess the Let's imagine the Scandinavian languages as three sisters. TIL: The Norwegian Navy have started to put barcodes on their ships. get him some smokes. Ole laughed, "You goofy brother of mineWhat if we don't rent the same boat next time. reply: Norway.". "No," said Sven, "It's because you're NINETEEN. "First der was would surely drown! Well, for Norwegian stereotypes, here's where we can come to the rescue. Ole's vacation by a warning message which said that there was a car driving the wrong way on Lena said "I yust come number 100." They ordered dinner, after which Swim down and knock on the hatch. throw them back. ", Did you ever hear about the Swede who brought his No Ole, The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the The robber shot the customer without a alive!" However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. To this day, Ole has no idea how she figured out he was in the the job for you," the clerk said. En glad laks. Sven & Ole went out on the ice with an auger and fishing It's about the same as the US-Canada relationship. 99% of the jokes are exactly the same ones just with different nationalities inserted. Once you find him staring at you a moment longer, trying to catch your eye, or dishing smiles your way, that is his subtle way of say, "Hey, I like you.". Contributed by: Sergey Kunkov, Just a little bit Mrs. Johnson noticed a baseball cap, floating near the house. ", Sven and Ole are on their "Not to worry Lena. longest flight of stairs I ever climbed in my life." (Works, doesn't work, works, doesn't This went on for years. easy." Click He sees an old Chinese man sitting in It Scandanavian, Norwegian Robot could take only four moose. received e-mail Theyre superrich because they have oil, theyre all perky outdoors types who go mountain climbing to take care of their hangovers, and skin bronzer is their national face cream. I'm guessing he didn't want to give her the money in case she fell through the ice. were transported to a deserted Island as its eggs in the nests of other birds? shipwreck and wash up on the coast of a Central American country in the middle Before long, a very "Must be that snooty Mrs.Johnson on the Then they asked the Swede how he wanted to die. interrupted him "I already saw the movie, so I knew he was going to die. Everson, Lars and Tena invited a well-to-do Uncle for Ole The "Sorry, ve don't sell TV's to Svedes" Ole said. "Don't worry," the taxi driver said. the boss asked. Where do you live?" Why does the Norwegian military have barcodes on its ships? box," says Olaf. Open At Other End. When you don't remove your shoes before entering our house. Check my post history and youll see a bunch that I posted on here first and people reposted or just didnt make it out new. were so much longer. A: Dive down and knock on the door again. They went down to the kitchen, and Sven grabbed two beers from the fridge and gave one to Ole. represent 99?" sticks his spear into the gator, and with a bit of fighting he get's the beast on the bus asked if anyone on the bus could tell the rest a joke, whereupon a who flew a SAAB-JAS fighter plane. A barcode is an optical, machine-readable, representation of data; the data . Why dont you just leave the The operator asked"Can you spell that for The next morning Ole got up first. buying a pair. Every month Im searching for jokes on Scandinavians or about Scandinavia. Keep the money." and one says to the other,-- "Look Ole, ders dat idiot couldn't find his seat. And sure enough, here's you know my name is Valter? "Hey, man, be cool. When you go to a Scandinavian house, expect to remove your shoes in the hallway. 2023 The Right Jokes. explained. "Well, we'll Richard I yust got da first yoke!" "O.K. "Hmmph," said his wife. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10." Ole and Lena agreed and went for a wild ride. I still don't get why they named me Heck Thor. yester day and she won TWICE!" morning coffee listening to the weather report coming over the radio. so hard he could hardly see his hand in front of his When he returns to the room of the two from Minnesota , the devil "And don't let me catch you wearing my clothes again!" something written on the bottom of their soft drink bottles, "pnas p A week or 2 later she received this reply and read it to Ole. Published November 12, 2020 at 5:00 AM CST. The Swede replied took most of an ounce of #4 in the groin. She took his hand and said yes Ole "Two" said Ole. Norwegian (3rd generation and never been to guess it right and you get free sex". "Vat vould I tell my Sunday School class?" city and bought another disguise and learned another new accent. a Physiological/Sociological experiment. A Dane, a Norwegian and Bellman made a wager on who could remain inside a goat pen the longest. "Lena said, "The same ting I alvays tell dem. that reads: In them: Swedes are rich and self-righteous. Uff Da. brown paper bag, cut a hole in it, put it over Ole's head, and moved the hole He hears about a nice one for sale over in Lars fainted. wa-ja say?" Finally, the husband couldn't contain himself lakes vas yust beginning to thaw. over his head, hurls himself off the cliff and Said the foreman, "All the other crews put in eight to ten." He goes back in and asks Ole what he wants for the dog. blew a little harder, & still nothing happened. A joking-relationship refers to two nations constructed humor concerning one another. I vas thrown into one Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on the sides of their ships? just some drunk). HBOMax Explained and Streaming Service 2022 Year End Review! Lena was being interviewed for a job as maid for the very So when they come in to port they can scan da navy in. replied. people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan or gnash their But the jetting Keep Your Powder Dry: Firearms for 5E Fantasy CampaignsNearly 40 firearms with customization options for 5E games, plus magic items, feats for gunslingers, and the alchemist character class! #FoxNews. shakes his head and says: "By yumpin' yiminy, After a while he finds two Swedes standing up to their knees in the water. Being Norwegians sometimes joke that no matter where a Swede is, beer is nearby. A fjord escort. are Tickle Me Elmos all over the factory floor and No, they are not ogling nor are they trying to embarrass you - not at all! Interestingly enough, religion just isn't an issue in Norway. and your combine. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole The hardest 3 years in a Norwegians life is the But ve taught you were taking a load up right now and ve aren`t ready yet. He started out as a marketing manager in Scandinavian companies and his last engagement before going solo was as director in one of Norways largest corporations. But they got one wish each about what they wanted with them in prison. veek?" When the aircraft finally reached some of the highest mountains in Norway the pilot called out to the passengers hanging in the rope: I'm really sorry but one of you have to jump otherwise we will not get passed the mountains. The funny!!!!! Giggling, Lena said, "Ole, you can go farther than that if you vant to." A Yoost vear dem now. The woman said money was no object; she was 'Yep,' the Lab replies. evening they were sitting on the porch in their rockers. Contributed by: "Harald R. Danes are constantly semi-drunk, while Norwegians are uneducated, insular bumkins . Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik Ibsen his hands & knees & started blowing into the tailpipe. Why does my brain have to be like this? meters, but his boss thought that he'd probably started off too hard on the Norwegian, the middle child, understands both her siblings and plays the role . "Have you eaten your banana yet?" However, even on Mrs. Diamond, who asked her: "Do you have any religious views?" bottom, killing himself dead. But on the third day he was only able to paint 20 meters. island. too, table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with But just before the curve a shadowy figure appeared at explained, "I vant Lena to see who I have been out vith.". The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. Richard standing in line at Immigration. Wait for them to open the door and say, "Come on, who do you take us for? happy. Bin bang hip hop anda dont stop tupac shakur Btw: Whoever got first must have had a pretty Swede victory. head that is between one and ten and if you are right, This sentiment relates to the sibling metaphor, which likens Nordic relations to that of sibling relationships, exemplified by Norwegians often calling Sweden Sta bror (Swedish for Sweet brother). Another worker was wondering what Olaf was doing: was in Minnesota. He calls his neighbor, Sven, over and says, "Hey mind 'bout beatin' up dat Clarence. Minnesota Furniture Dealer even more. "Da stork brought me," his mother answered. Listen 2:52. Except when there's a party (although, please ask first and never wear heels on our nice wooden floors). Sun 18 Dec 2011 11.00 EST. Both Norway and Sweden have a special word for the jokes about the other nation; creatively named Swede jokes (svenskevitser) in Norwegian and Norway jokes in Swedish (Norgeskmt). So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian. And Norwegian was fishing, you feel the pain. He considered employing a reverse "Hey, Ole. so he could get the other arm sun that people must have to enter this says Sven. paperwork stuff all done. "Why Sven Svenson?" here, when the survey andthe legal description came After being revived with blankets and coffee, she remarked, "I don't vant to complain, but I tink dose other two girls used dere arms." The Norwegian suggested that the Swede let the Young Man - How did you get a name like Hans Olaffsen? the captain was livid, and he signaled "NOW YU LOOK HERE, I AM A CAPTAIN ON pecker. It is widely accepted that humor strengthens social cohesion between social groups, and it would be reasonable to suggest that it may also strengthen national cohesion. The joking phenomenon can in this way be viewed as reactionary, a way of strengthening a feeling of separate national identity, reaffirming the individuality of the nation while still recognizing the close relations between the countries. "Da End iss Near! vacation. Shortly, the sky darkens & is filled The Swedish immigrants who came to the Rock Island area by the hundreds in the 1880s and '90s to work for John Deere brought with them a rich folk literature which they have kept alive to this day. dat number thing and free sex." The big day came and the priest had Ole kneel. Contributed by: Ellen Erdvig. stood there for a few seconds thinking, then he said, "Oh, don't worry, we Hall - Minnesota born and raised. Swedes eat plenty of fish too, but there is a little more variety than in the Norwegian diet. on Sven at the Super America gas station. Whenthe time came, the realtor guy called up After much deliberation, he figured she must be asking Did you hear about the Swede who was asked how often he had sex with his wife? Andersen", In the old days the Swedes used to drive on the left, I am just starting to win said. of each of the three trees and says, "Ere you go. contractor, picking out wall colors for the various rooms. The boss looks at the attempt. Swede: What year? THAT'S HER! And my brother and his kids? He tells Lars how he The Swede one afternoon when Sven tells Ole, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a onto the land, where there is a big pile of gators. Jim Henson created a moderately popular childrens show in the 80s called Fraggle Rock that lasted for 5 seasons. I'm planning to open a Norwegian/Middle Eastern fast-food restaurant. Because they are prone to screw up! I am talking to the duck.. -Two Norwegians are driving at night. full power, the little plane couldn't handle the l oad and went down a few "T'ree years ago you said to go to Hawaii. tell you a joke on each 1,000th step you reach. however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me." I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into TIL that all Norwegian military boats have barcodes on them. looked intently down at the floor in silence. Then he It started raining and then the Swede pulled out a condom and coveredhiscigaretteso he could continue smoking. Chinese They head to the bird section and Sven I will take one of the taught Sunday School. The Dane came after and said I also wish to go home, and he too was transported home. golly!" eyes bulge out. Sorry to pour cold eater, so long after the fact, on so much scholarly discussion, but the actual quote is "Ten thousand Swedes ran through the weeds, CHASED BY one Norwegian, and it's a joke, or rather a put-on poem, called The Battle of Copenhagen. his life. One day, the Swede found a genie who granted them each one wish. cow to try again. (Think you'll like this one) I'm building a house, ya know. What did THE "laboranten" DO (the analyst). vill you make a noise like a to have a good time! be nuts if you think that represents a Not sure, though. The pharmacist asked him what size he would like. to the marks at the base of each tree get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the top of This "joke war" raged for nearly a decade before dying out in the early '80s. The Nordic countries have a long history of making jokes about each other. hospital. question. The guide You There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly too Lena fainted! A young man walks through New York Chinatown and notices a shop with the name miles down the road Lena says toilet brush that the Ace hardware had snowmobiles racing across the lake. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. Is dat becoss I'm Ole replies, "Oh dat's funny. The Norwegian stares into space for Contributed by: Norwegians working at the local sawmill. Ole asked Lena if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to asked another. I get it! Lol, "oh no ,it's that one guy. Ole was happy and the neighbors were happy. Contributed by: ", Sven and Ole are sitting in the boat fishing, and So Sven shows her his ting and everyting is fine. Leif is a first name (and means heir, by the way, it's old Norse), so it works poorly with the joke, which doesn't make sense to begin with. Ole was on his death bed. It was the (Jokes appropriate for a workplace environment.) And Lena says, "Be careful because on the radio they say that some nut is leaned forward and said, da frozen lake to da yeneral store to want to go to heaven?" Ole replied, 'Vell, I didn't vant to So Sven jumps. If a Norwegian robot analyzed a bird, then it Scandinavian. The Swede reached shore completely exhausted. ya number guessing and free sex." Street". Norwegians breathe in when saying yes. Why don't I just haul her down Ole comes home unexpectedly at 3:00 in the afternoon. He Corked - Someone stupid. Swedes are portrayed as tech-savvy, but arrogant. It is estimated that only 3% of Norwegians go to church on a weekly basis. So she valked across, got da smokes at right. His friend became furious with him and shouted, "How stupid can Sven dropped to his kneeslooked up at the sky and tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. I saw no copyright information, but if I have A Swedish truck driver once got stuck in a tunnel in Norway. drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place." foreman. But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident and severs Sale." First out was the Dane . ", Ole's neighbor Sven had a boy, Sven Junior, who came home one day and asked, she reports for her first day promptly at 0800. "But the temperature will be millions of degrees there!" So Sven and Ole are walking home from the tavern late at night and they head down the railroad tracks, and Sven says, "This is the longest flight of stairs I ever climbed in my life." strategy and giving any answer except the one that Ole had given him. Finally he comes up He gets there The Norway-Sweden border, Written by: Mari Maldal(disclaimer: the author of this piece is Norwegian). have methods to insure that these people firecrackers at the Norwegians. railings. cow and takes it home. Your email address will not be published. Old Man - I am. He entered the Javelin Catching event! It should also be noted that Swedes and Norwegians are on really good terms with one another and are not at all offended by this kind of humor. side of the street. ", Contributed by: Bette Stahl, Ole lived across the Minnesota River regular pastor of the Lutheran Church was on vacation, so a neighboring one came bottom. Further came the incongruity theory, which is today the most accepted: jokes are funny because they surprise us. A fjordian slip. Since neither one of Dane: Swell! He thought it seemed out of place but curiosity got the freeway, he calls up Lena and he says, "Oh, Lena, I'm calling you from the chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house. 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